[Ballbag]

That aint fake tan Topher the Bopher, it's au naturel. It would have been darker had those pesky police not ordered me to put some pants on.

[Zoot]

We need a name.
(foots man, you've got one massive heed (heed = Scottish for head)))

What with those oversize 'testies' Mr Balls, do people ever thing they are trousers and mistake you for MC Hammer?

[kendra k]

they do look like hammer pants

and boy bands only have 5 members. it's the law. sorry, dudes.

[Ballbag]

They're the real deal Kendra, they aint no pants.

[Vivienne]

We need a name.
(foots man, you've got one massive heed (heed = Scottish for head)))

What with those oversize 'testies' Mr Balls, do people ever thing they are trousers and mistake you for MC Hammer?

This is brilliant... really funny

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

We should be called 7even as a homage to both 5ive and S Club 7 and also the fact boyband members are thick so can't add up.

[DemonHorse]

Do you need a fat slob manager?

[foot-loose]

7even is a good name, but will that not cause legal problems with Hollywood? If its Tophers boy band, could we not be called "To Phat"? Or "2 Phat".

And yes, a fat slob manager is needed as long as we can pay you far too much and pay ourselves less?

[DemonHorse]

And yes, a fat slob manager is needed as long as we can pay you far too much and pay ourselves less?

as if I were from a big record label...

[S4B]

7even is a good name, but will that not cause legal problems with Hollywood? If its Tophers boy band, could we not be called "To Phat"? Or "2 Phat".

And yes, a fat slob manager is needed as long as we can pay you far too much and pay ourselves less?

I'm fat can I apply for the job? I promise to pay all of you more than Gaspode cos he hates me so I'll give him a hard time!

[MK Chris]

Gaspode's in the band, he's not the manager. Keep up!

[DemonHorse]

Does beer belly count as fat?

[S4B]

Gaspode's in the band, he's not the manager. Keep up!

I was just trying to gain votes for me to be the manager from the other 4 of you by offering you more money! Lol.

[foot-loose]

I'll take this oppertunity to mention that just cause "2 Phat" is the name, it doesn't mean that the members are fat. Or can't be fat.


Basically, obesity has nothing to do with it. This is not a fatist organisation.

[DemonHorse]

First song: a cover of Ghetto Life ft Choc Ice - "You're My Baby"?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I'd like to point out I don't have a beer belly. I'm fat through lack of exercise and a bad diet.

[Sidders]

Does beer belly count as fat?

Hope not, cos then I'm officially slim.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

was that how long you went for?

[foot-loose]

I thought you had left?

[Sidders]

was that how long you went for?

I was gone for more than a week. That's longer than I've done cigarettes for.

I won't be back...

[kendra k]

seriously?

i need a boy band.

[Yudster]

Greedy.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Theres hardly enough choices for a girl band.

[Yudster]

I can sing, but you need a young front woman - I'll be the vocal coach.

[kendra k]

i can do everything, but i have small boobs.