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By foot-loose
#361971
It doesn't matter - you can be running underneath it like Fred Flintstone for all I care - as long as it is being moved safely, with confidence and out of my way - all is just dandy!

It's still not driving though.
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By Sunny So Cal
#361989
Now that paints a funny picture. S4, cut some holes underneath and do that, would you? It'd really save on petrol! And you could be Barney Rubble for Halloween! Speaking of Halloween, Foots, I still have the hotdog and banana costumes! ;)
By foot-loose
#361991
Christ. Was that piss a year ago?

From memory, the only thing that stopped it happening last year was the time to get it over here. I think you might have enough time this year now?

Get it sorted.



*puts the wine down*
*groans*
I'm gonna regret saying that.
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By ladbroke
#362002
Drive a car? Yep but only an automatic

That's not driving. That's just steering.

Totally true. Automatics are for lazy people, incompetent drivers and Americans.


Up until a year ago I would've agreed. My Mrs is lucky enough to get a rather posh car with her job, and there's nothing better than an automatic, with cruise control and heated seats. It's honestly more comfortable than my lounge. If it had a shower and PC I'd consider living in it :) I wouldn't call it lazy, it's just less hassle and nicer to be stuck in traffic with. My god I'm getting old!
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By Yudster
#362006
I'm only joking anyway. I have only driven an automatic a couple of times - its great fun, I like it.
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By MK Chris
#362012
My mum drives an automatic when she drives her car (which my Grandad gave her, she didn't choose an automatic), a manual Sprinter at work and a manual when she drives Steve's Focus.. I don't know how she remembers when to change gear. I've never driven an automatic.
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By Sunny So Cal
#362022
Christ. Was that piss a year ago?

From memory, the only thing that stopped it happening last year was the time to get it over here. I think you might have enough time this year now?

Get it sorted.



*puts the wine down*
*groans*
I'm gonna regret saying that.


HAHAHA. Yes, it was a year ago! You said it would cost me hundreds to FedEx them to you! I also have a sexy devil costume but I'm not sure how good you'd look in my red satin bustier, platinum wig and fishnet stockings!
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By Sunny So Cal
#362030
You do? Has Rusty been having chats with you?
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By S4B
#362033
;) I can appreciate a gorgeous woman scantily/sexily clad if I want to! Post the pic!
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By Andy B
#362035
I second that, feel free to post or PM them!
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By Sunny So Cal
#362039
That reminds me. I just saw Graham Norton last night and he had Eddie Izzard on and even though I've been watching The Riches, I hadn't noticed how sexy Eddie was before. Wow. I may go post him in the Beautiful People thread!
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By Sunny So Cal
#362044
Hahahaha. I'll give a look about for them but if you think I'm posting them, you've clearly smoked your tea. If I didn't post the Moyles pics from L.A., what makes you think I'll post those?!
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By Andy B
#362046
As I said PM's are also very welcome.
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By Zoot
#362069
As I said PM's are also very welcome.

What he said....
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By Zoot
#362078
I think there's a disease you can catch from doing that...
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By MK Chris
#362132
As I said PM's are also very welcome.

What he said....

Don't forget me..

Hold your breath for longer than 30 seconds? No

You're kidding, right? You need to lay off the fags* young lady.

*cigarettes
By tsb
#362162
Read music notation - yes
Use chopsticks - god no
Hold your breath for longer than 30 seconds - yes
Swim - easily
Bake bread without looking at a recipe - nope
Down a pint in less than 10 seconds - depends wat it is
Eat a hot curry - heat hot or chemically hot?? but yes to both
knit - nope
Change a nappy - yea
Ride a motorbike - yup got one :D
Play a musical instrument - yes four
Skate board - used ot be able to
Gut a fish - yes
Cook a roast dinner - i cant even cook a pizza
Sing - not well
Recite all of the lyrics to the Theme tune to 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air' - totally!
Recite all of the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody - not all of them
Kick higher than your head - never tried it
Crack your knuckles - all the time
Drive a car - god no
Put somebody into the recovery position- indeed i can
Curl your tongue - yes
Get your foot behind your head- yes but it hurts alot
Whistle - yes in three different ways.
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By MK Chris
#362168
Read music notation - yes

Bollocks

Eat a hot curry - heat hot or chemically hot?? but yes to both

If a person refers to a curry as 'hot' (depending on the context), they usually mean spicy. In this context you can assume Zoot meant spicy, I'd have thought that was obvious.

Ride a motorbike - yup got one :D

Bollocks.

Play a musical instrument - yes four

Bollocks.

Whistle - yes in three different ways.

Is one of those ways out of your arse?
By tsb
#362169
wtf is your problem, you dont know anything about me and so sayin bollacks to things that i can do wen u dont know is harsh. and for you're imformation when you are grade 8 piano you have to read music. idiot.