[S4B]

Foots, I'd vote for you! Mind you I'm drunk so I'd vote for Satan right now!

[Sunny So Cal]

Vegetarians are weird.

Oh, shut the * up and put your glasses back on (you look wrong without them) and put Abby back in the signature. She can be your running mate.

[foot-loose]

In fact, I may need to ban vegetarians - once I get in.

[Sunny So Cal]

You've just lost my vote. Shame. I always fancied a Scottish President.

[chrysostom]

Some non vegetarians are idiots.

At a buffet my gf's sister wanted to know if the desserts were vegetarian - i asked some woman who worked there, and her response was "They're desserts. They don't have meat in them. Why would desserts have meat in them?"

[foot-loose]

I'll probably ban Americanlanders as well.

[Sunny So Cal]

Yeah, chryso, I get that when I ask, too. Usually it's salsas or sauces in Mexican restaurants. "It's salsa. Why would it have meat in it?" Errr. Because most places put chicken stock in as a base. Same with soups that are usually beef or chicken stock based.

Foots, you may not want to use the banning of Americanlanders as a platform to run on for President of the United States. I'm not sure but some people may take that the wrong way.

[foot-loose]

Why are you a vegetarian then?

[chrysostom]

Banning americanlanders would get the immigrant vote, which in the US is about 60%.

[foot-loose]

The lad has a point...

[Sunny So Cal]

I think we've discussed this before? It's an issue of compassion for me. I got to a point where I couldn't reconcile my love for animals and my inability to even kill an ant to then going into a restaurant and ordering a burger. I've been a vegetarian for over 20 years. It's second nature to me now. My sons and husband all eat meat though and I'm the cook in the family so I buy it and prepare it, I just don't eat it.

[Sunny So Cal]

Sorry for the double post but had to comment on this>>

Banning americanlanders would get the immigrant vote, which in the US is about 60%.

If they're registered voters they're citizens of the United States and would most likely consider themselves "Americans". You'd definitely get the illegal aliens voting for removal of the Americans but they can't vote...yet.

[foot-loose]

I'd change that rule as well then.

[Andy B]

When I'm dictator of the world there won't be anymore elections.....you can still run americaland thought foots.

[foot-loose]

Ach - you're all talk. You've been promising this revolution for months, if not years now. You are beginning to sound like a true politician - all talk, no action!

[Yudster]

Foot loose, it's Andy B - Elise won't let him out to play revolutions. She doesn't think he looks good in comouflage gear.

[MK Chris]

He's got a Lotus?

[Yudster]

No, but I think she has.

[Andy B]

Look the revolution is coming....I just need to build my army of indestructible killer robot insects first......I've only got enough Mecanno for 1 leg at the moment. I also need to invent a perpetual motion machine to power them all. I think I've almost got it, it keeps stopping though.

[MK Chris]

I quite enjoyed this tired old joke not being wheeled out for quite a while... why did you have to go and spoil it?

[Andy B]

Because the point of a running gag is that you retire it then bring it back........that's what makes it a running gag.

Plus I sometimes enjoy deliberately irking people for the pure fun of it. I'm a big fan of the path less travelled.

[MK Chris]

Because the point of a running gag is that you retire it then bring it back........that's what makes it a running gag.

That would work if it was funny.

[Andy B]

Meh funny is subjective, some people find Jackass and Peep show funny, I don't. I know people who don't think the Mighty Boosh or Two Pints of Lager are funny but I do.....it'd be a sad old world if we all liked the same things.

[MK Chris]

This is true, however, I reckon very few people would disagree with me on this. If not, I'll happily shut up.

[Andy B]

Thing is, it was meant as a simple throwaway comment, had nothing been said about it I probably would have not mentioned it again for ages and ages......now however.....