[kendra k]

ad, you got a car? you lucky little devil!

i got:
a tea cozy and tea (bad american types)
some books
a torch and a tool kit
cooking utensils
clothes that i will never wear
$20

i'm convinced my family is trying to disown me, as my sister-in-law got one present from my gran that was worth more than everything i recieved, and my parents spent more on her as well. (i think this is all a ploy to bribe her to make babies, too bad she won't!)

[Jonny Hoare]

i got numerous gifts ands lot of stuff i have to get rid of before i start my new year new hoare campaign in 2003. First up, chocolate

[Mr Dion]

4 Clocks Mr Dion....someone trying to tell you something,

if they are i wish they would just tell me...im no good at these cryptic clues!

[Gigglyboots]

Its hardly cryptic...is it?!

[Jonny Hoare]

All that Canadian chanteuese listening must be affecting my brain

[Minnie the Minx]

I got:

coat
trainers
tops
toe socks
chocolate
cds
LOTR dvd
and a load of other stuff

[Jonny Hoare]

Toe socks- why?

[Lawrie]

Why is it when a lad turns past the age of 16 his family always buy him box loads of deodrents and aftershave..are they trying to tell us something?!

[MK Chris]

I got that too! I got Lynx as a sticking filler, some Paul Smith aftershave (quite nice, actually) from my aunt and some Ben Sherman (or Ben Sherington, according to my Grandpa) deodorant, with the hilariously named fragrances "Who Gives a Shirt" and "In Deep Shirt."

[Funky Drummer]

I was in boots with a friend and she thought those names were hilarious.

[Sam]

I ended up with 7 pairs of toe socks, probably my own fault as I went round telling everyone how cool they are.

- LOTR extended video
- video I can't remember name of
- coloured contact lenses
- Coldplay - Rush of blood to the head album
- PJ's (which I've already managed to rip!)
- nice new watch
- bag
- lovely pure gold 'S' necklace with a diamond (my aunt works for a jewellrey company so we always end up with really nice stuff she gets cheap!)
- money, smelly stuff, chocolate, makeup, all the usuals!

Santas making a late dalivery sometime over the next 3 months with my real Christmas present - a car. Its a joint Birthday/Xmas thing which is why I have to wait. Cos my dad said I can't have a mini they brought me a little novelty one instead - at least they thought about it! And the reason lads past the age of 16 get a load of deodrants is because they'rte hard to buy for - PS2 games are very expensive!

[Gigglyboots]

Toe socks are sooo cosy, I got stripy ones up to my knees.
Smelly things are usually quite nice tho, as long as they smell alright, lol

[MK Chris]

And the reason lads past the age of 16 get a load of deodrants is because they'rte hard to buy for - PS2 games are very expensive!

This is true... I didn't even know what I wanted this year!

[Jonny Hoare]

You know you can get fcuk me boots, are there fcuk me socks, cos when you unwrap at christmas you can say fcuk me, socks

[a_girl_from_mars]

i got:

face sauna
electric nail filer thing (the girls will know what i mean)
cds- manics greatest hits and feel good cd
underware
pjs
top
makeup
jewellery
cameras
socks x 2
books
smellies
chocolate
office video

and other stuff I can't remember.

[Jonny Hoare]

Face Sauna?

WTF?

[Gigglyboots]

Aah, them face sauna things look cool, clean your face up Jonny. And then hopefully give you nice clear skin.

[Jonny Hoare]

Or as its called a bowl of hot water and a towel

[MK Chris]

Don't mention that combination to me!

When I had to do that, the quack gave me some crystals (or something) to inhale in a bowl of hot water with a towel over my head to clear my sinuses. (Stupidly) I had the bowl of boiling water on my lap. I flinched. Next thing I know, I'm spending two nights in Stoke Mandeville burns unit. Not a good thing to do!

And it was in the Easter holidays at school, so I didn't even get any time off!

[Jonny Hoare]

You don't put it on your lap. Donkey

[MK Chris]

I realise that now!

[Jonny Hoare]

Not as bad as my "i'm in a rush i jump in the shower without testing it" routine. A nasty burn ensued which included 2 trips to hospital, plus many calls of donkey

[MK Chris]

"Your stupid accidents" - should get a thread of it's own!

[Jonny Hoare]

or an itv programme for the winter sshedule

when hotwater goes wrong 7

[Bridgie]

or an itv programme for the winter sshedule

when hotwater goes wrong 7

lol, good suggestion. those program names always make me laugh