Newbies- Introduce yourself - Page 117

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself#451891

By Bonanzoid - Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:47 am

- Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:47 am #451891

I'm a male skirt wearer too, but what the nipples is a fuzzy nugget?

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself#451892

By bmstinton93 - Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:49 am

- Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:49 am #451892

I'm getting bullied by 2 Scottish people?! It should surely be the other way round...

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself#451893

By a-moron - Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:51 am

- Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:51 am #451893

Re: Fuzzy Nugget.

Take one geek/nerd/walter the softie, place in outward facing head-lock, take knuckles and rub top of head furiously. End result = Fuzzy Nugget.

"He was once was a badger. Now he's a moron."

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself#451894

By Bonanzoid - Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:53 am

- Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:53 am #451894

That's a noogie!

Wouldn't worry about it Ben, our colloquialism dispute might buy you some time...you nitwit.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself#451899

By a-moron - Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:59 am

- Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:59 am #451899

That's a noogie!

That's a dyslexic Goonie, not a form of head torture. Noogie sounds like the soft centre of a Mars bar. Whit a pish name. Fuzzy Nuggets all the way. Fuzzy nugget could also be used to describe someones lady garden a week after the immac treatment.

"He was once was a badger. Now he's a moron."

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself#451900

By Bonanzoid - Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:02 pm

- Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:02 pm #451900

It sounds like the centre of a Mars bar if you pronouce 'nougat' like a twat. I thought it was universally known as a noogie, but obviously not. Still, my slang's better so get that roon ye!

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself#451901

By a-moron - Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:10 pm

- Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:10 pm #451901

Baws to yir slang being better. And anybody that uses the term 'twat' to describe someone is no trying hard enough. Surely I'd be a pie or a fanny, much better than twat. Twat sounds like an Englishism if ever there was one. That hard A sound it has to it doesn't suit us.

"He was once was a badger. Now he's a moron."

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself#451902

By bmstinton93 - Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:11 pm

- Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:11 pm #451902

What about jizzer?

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself#451903

By a-moron - Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:12 pm

- Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:12 pm #451903

Is he no in Top Gear?

"He was once was a badger. Now he's a moron."

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself#451904

By bmstinton93 - Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:14 pm

- Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:14 pm #451904

Yeah, and he does lie detector tests on ITV.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself#451905

By a-moron - Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:16 pm

- Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:16 pm #451905

Generally regarding peoples wayward jizz.

"He was once was a badger. Now he's a moron."

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself#451907

By Yudster - Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:06 pm

- Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:06 pm #451907

If any newbies want to join this increasingly silly conversation, feel free, but somehow I think they will take one look and run off. Possibly to UM...

And I don't fart. My system is more efficient than that.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself#451908

By Bonanzoid - Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:08 pm

- Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:08 pm #451908

An elaborate system of weights and pullies that subtly release flatulence in a surreptitious manner?

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself#451910

By Yudster - Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:16 pm

- Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:16 pm #451910

No. I have a healthy digestion which has minimal by-products. I didn't hurt Foot Loose, its all make up. He's a big jessie.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself#453590

By The Deadly - Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:44 am

- Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:44 am #453590

Hi my name is Nathan and I am 29 from Bracknell, Berkshire.

I like the Chris Moyles show and I am in love with Dom but I am straight.

Love and kind regards.

I am the meat

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself#453592

By chrysostom - Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:09 pm

- Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:09 pm #453592

I've been to Bracknell before. The train station and retail park are thoroughly depressing.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself#453612

By The Deadly - Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:53 pm

- Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:53 pm #453612

I've been to Bracknell before. The train station and retail park are thoroughly depressing.

Those are our top tourist attractions. Not even joking.

I am the meat

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself#453626

By a-moron - Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:40 pm

- Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:40 pm #453626

At least it's something worth spending 30 mins or so looking around. My hometowns main attraction is a cottage. A * cottage. It's tiny as well. An abstinent man has balls bigger than that shite.

"He was once was a badger. Now he's a moron."

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself#453629

By Yudster - Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:52 pm

- Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:52 pm #453629

My hometown has LOADS of great stuff to look at. Unfortunately it also has an absolutely bollockingly crap local authority which seems content to let the place ferment under layers of litter and shit and holds the massive historical importance of the place as valueless it seems.

Never mind Colchester, I still love you.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself#453631

By dimtimjim - Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:06 pm

- Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:06 pm #453631

My hometown has LOADS of great stuff to look at, Colchester

yeah, the 'you are now leaving Colchester' sign is always a good un...

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Best post ever.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself#453701

By Yudster - Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:52 pm

- Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:52 pm #453701

Don't be rude. Its a brilliant place - or it could be if it were looked after properly.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself#453738

By R94N - Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:51 am

- Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:51 am #453738

Welcome Deadly. I like the avatar

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself#453976

By foot-loose - Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:50 am

- Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:50 am #453976

Tbh I'd advise completely staying away from Badger as well for your own safety...

* off ya wee tit-wank, I'm nice to my fellow new people. You're the cheeky wee jizz rag who tells them all to piss off to UM. Tell you what Ben, you ever cross my path I'm booting you right in the stanes

Welcome...don't feed the yuds!

Its not necessarily a bad thing.

Tell that to foots

She pinned him down and farted in his face, hence the pink eye.

No. I have a healthy digestion which has minimal by-products. I didn't hurt Foot Loose, its all make up. He's a big jessie.

*limps back into the forum*

I'm only just out the hospital. And my eyeball fell out.

Hi my name is Nathan and I am 29 from Bracknell, Berkshire.

I like the Chris Moyles show and I am in love with Dom but I am straight.

Love and kind regards.

Ahh, you were doing so well there!

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself#453997

By Yudster - Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:19 pm

- Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:19 pm #453997

Jeez Foot-Loose, ANYTHING in trousers. Anything.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself#454006

By Boboff - Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:06 am

- Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:06 am #454006

I've been to Bracknell before. The train station and retail park are thoroughly depressing.

Waitrose and John Lewis head Officeses are in Bracknell I think? They always seemed nice.