[Yudster]

No she isn't, she doesn't go outside often enough for any of that.

[MK Chris]

She does when she wants a fag, which is quite often.

[catherine]

First of all, * you and second of all, why would they take car badges? The people I know would just take the whole car and go joy riding. In Charlalottie's area they must be really dumb because she was still in the car...

[MK Chris]

In Charlalottie's area they must be really dumb because she was still in the car...

They probably wanted to kidnap her as well.

[Sunny So Cal]

They were going to sell her, too. Black market Lottie.

[MK Chris]

I know you lot are probably fed up with hearing about my sister's now ex-boyfriend, but this has kind of become a way for me to vent my spleen in times like this - so if this annoys you, apologies in advance (maybe post in here that Topher is annoying you.)

Basically, I spoke to my mum this evening and found out my sister went to court yesterday. Unbeknown to her, the * scumbag (I keep calling him that and it doesn't really aptly describe him, but there are no words to explain how I feel about this man) has not paid the rent on their flat for the last ten months and she - with Joel - was about to be evicted. Apparently it's sorted now and she's got to go back in a month to prove she's getting her child benefits or something. She sent him a text about it and the response that came back was something similar to "haha, happy splitting up". That really sums him up.

On top of that, I got a text from my sister this evening that had obviously been sent to a group of people with the following: "Hi guys, because I have been receiving prank calls, my new home number will change to ###### sometime this week so if my old number is not working try the new one. Can I ask you all not to give this number to Gary, if he needs to he can call my mobile. Thank you." How mature.

[Sunny So Cal]

The BBC iPlayer is annoying me. A LOT. Though, perhaps not as much as the above story.

[Zoot]

The BBC iPlayer is annoying me. A LOT. Though, perhaps not as much as the above story.

Yea, whats going on with the iplayer today? It keeps asking me for a password????

[Boboff]

Toph, people are tossers.

A friend of ours husband is in Afgan, and she has started getting calls in the middle of the night from his ex wife from 9 years ago. Silent treatment mainly, but once got a drunken, "I know who your husbands shagin" Now she has two under 5's in the house and doesn't want to unplug the phone, well for obvious, if not very nice reasons.

Why though? Just why would you be that * awful. This ex wife is a Fab one, she has already stopped her kids going to stay, and has twice called Social Services on the new kids.

There should be things people can do, like legal lynchings I feel.

[MK Chris]

That is rubbish as well Boboff. What possesses people to do stuff like that?! Even just after the break up, let alone nine years on.

[Munki Bhoy]

You've made gingerbread clowns.

[Zoot]

You've made gingerbread clowns.

Haha, that made me spit coffee over my wacom...

[Sunny So Cal]

Hahaha. Yes, and I've just sloshed my tea onto the utility bill.

[Sunny So Cal]

Oh, no. I didn't spit it out. I sloshed the cup onto the stack of bills. It's just as well. They can all * off.

[Zoot]

Oh, no. I didn't spit it out. I sloshed the cup onto the stack of bills. It's just as well. They can all * off.

You've been swearing quite a bit recently Sunny, is everything ok?

[Sunny So Cal]

No. But you're lovely to ask. Thank you.

[S4B]

S'up Sunny?

[Sunny So Cal]

Same old. Glad to see you're managing to relax.

[Yudster]

Well that's just silly.

[Munki Bhoy]

I've a bubbly heater next to me that needs bled but the screw to do that seems to be gubbed.

[catherine]

Have you looked in your man draw?

[MK Chris]

Yeah, it's probably buried under the batteries that don't work and cables of varying length and description.

[Munki Bhoy]

The man drawer won't help, it's on the heater itself. Might try pliers on it.

[Zoot]

Yeah, it's probably buried under the batteries that don't work and cables of varying length and description.

... And the back door keys for your old house and the manual for an old Nokia 3210...

Ha, i'm in the know!

[Andy B]

Pliers work just as well. Use a set of needlenose pliers if you have them.