[Eddie]

I'm married - that makes me boring, I know!

[Sidders]

No, you've always been that way.

[Adam]

Aw, Sidla - be nice.

[Gigglyboots]

I'm at university.. Which means that anything serious, is a complete no no.. I just have a lot of fun, with a few guys on tap.

I love uni..

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I'm currently married to three women but looking for a forth.

[Ickle Angel]

Go for it Sidders. You will regret it if you dont

[Eddie]

No, you've always been that way.

Why thank you Sidla, Iappreciate the comment. I'm touched.

[Mafro]

I'm currently seeing a great girl. She loves football, drinks beer, very hot & top heavy, it gets no better.

[Gigglyboots]

Mafro sounds happy. My guys are idiots. My ex rang me in the middle of the night saying he still loved me. So now I'm extremely tired and confused.

[MK Chris]

My missus drinks pints of Stella, I'm proud of her for it... She's more of a footy fan than me. I'm not into letting random people know bust size though. It's been over a year now, not bad for me.

[Mafro]

Mafro sounds happy.

I am, probably the happiest I've been with a girl. Only problem is she's a bit of an Arsenal fan and her Ranger's obsession, she never shuts up about her Barry Ferguson boot and signed Champions League shirt. She can't be arsed buying the newest top though, still has one of the older ones with Arteta on the back.

[Sidders]

My missus drinks pints of Stella, I'm proud of her for it... She's more of a footy fan than me. I'm not into letting random people know bust size though. It's been over a year now, not bad for me.

My potential girlfriend drinks pints of Stella too. We're probably both about equal fans of Leicester City (i.e. like to see them do well but know little more apart from that). In fact it's farily scary how alike we are actually, I normally fall for people who are completely opposite to me.

[Mafro]

Get her pinned, having a girlfriend is ace.

[MK Chris]

Ah but does she support the other 236 teams that you also support Sidders?

[Sidders]

I would gladly ditch them for her.

[Mafro]

Sidla, just bloody tell the girl straight to her face that you like her, that's what I did.

[MK Chris]

Take a leaf out of Chongster's book.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Mr Topher is your missus the one I have seen a picture of?

I had a night at the cinema cruelly cancelled last night. I guess Jarhead wouldn't have been too classy haha

[Mafro]

I forgot that I've actually seen a picture of Sidlas squeeze, can't really remember what she looks like though.

[MK Chris]

Mr Topher is your missus the one I have seen a picture of?

Not the one that was on my old web page, the black girl - she's long gone. The one who was on Baddiel and Skinner that time, leaning over to get in camera shot...

I had a night at the cinema cruelly cancelled last night. I guess Jarhead wouldn't have been too classy haha

With a woman?

Post a pic in Private Sidders...

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yes with a woman ha.

[Mafro]

Post a pic in Private Sidders...

No chance of that, but if he does post it, he'll make you guess which bird it is.

[Sidders]

Yeah, the pic isn't a very good one, it's not close up or owt. You can't really determine how hot she is from it. I can't remember where it was anyway.

[Gigglyboots]

I don't know if I'd like a boyfriend, probably for that one person, for more than just a cheap bit of fun, but I don't really think you could trust many guys around here, different girl everynight..

[Mafro]

Yeah, the pic isn't a very good one, it's not close up or owt. You can't really determine how hot she is from it. I can't remember where it was anyway.

I'd look through my history if I could actually be arsed.