[Vivienne]

You shouldn't believe in newspaper stars, cos they obviously apply to the entire country, but you can have a personal reading done. It's good.

[Console]

Please say that you haven't actually given money to someone to get an 'reading' done.

[Zoot]

Once it said that I would be lucky at work, and a person I met in a cafe would buy me cheese and onion flavour running shoes.

Well at lunch time I found 14 half eaten Popetts in the canteen, how lucky was that. I didn't go to a cafe though, and so didn't get my trainers. But hey, spot on.

Have you been eating those nice colourful mushrooms again Boboff?

[Yudster]

Can you still get the fruit-fondant filled Poppetts? They were my favourites, although the mint ones and the toffee ones (Toffetts!) were also very good.

[Vivienne]

Yes, indeed I have. I've had tarots done too, in Glasgow, and one lady was outstanding. I've been to a medium in Ayr (main town of my region), and she was outstanding.

In true Scorpio fashion, I am unafraid to express my opinions. Now, I'm off for my Scorpio lunch, consisting of red meat, lettuce, cheese & water.

[Vivienne]

Believe in the power of the Universe, Console..... Madonna expresses this in her "Ray of light" album. Buy it now, and feel the power.

[Console]

Yes, indeed I have. I've had tarots done too, in Glasgow, and one lady was outstanding. I've been to a medium in Ayr (main town of my region), and she was outstanding.

Viv and people like her are allowed to vote, people - proof, as if it were needed, that democracy can't work.

Believe in the power of the Universe, Console.

I have no problem in believing in the 'power' of the universe, I just have a little difficulty believe that a certain group of stars, determined by my date of birth alone, affects my life significantly more than the other groups of stars.

[Yudster]

........... I just have a little difficulty believe that a certain group of stars, determined by my date of birth alone, affects my life significantly more than the other groups of stars.

If that's true you're almost as bad as Viv. You should be having a hell of a lot more than a "little difficulty" with that.

[Ezza]

Never eat pickled eggs. - I don't like them.
Never eat Chinese Food. - I don't like Chinese food.
Never listen to a CD - I'm assuming you can still listen to iPods and the like.
Never wear a watch - I don't anyway.
Never watch ITV again - The iPlayer is better than ITV's online thingy.
Never eat Ketchup - I could cope without it.
Never kiss again - I love hugs. They are so much better than kissing, you feel all safe and snug and all happy.
Never drink alcohol again - I'm not that big a fan of alcohol. There isn't much I actually like.
Never watch TV again - I don't watch much tv, I listen to music and the radio more.
Never eat meat again - I like cheese too much,
Never go abroad again - I've never been abroad so can't say I'd miss it too much.
Never cut your hair again - I want to grow it anyway.
Never smoke a cigarette again - Never smoked.

[Console]

........... I just have a little difficulty believe that a certain group of stars, determined by my date of birth alone, affects my life significantly more than the other groups of stars.

If that's true you're almost as bad as Viv. You should be having a hell of a lot more than a "little difficulty" with that.

I was only joking.

Seriously though, I was being ironic.

[TIAL]

Never eat pickled eggs - Euch!
Never eat Indian Food - Chinese for the win!
Never listen to a CD - I hardly ever listen to CDs nowadays
Never wear a watch - Don't wear one anyway
Never watch ITV again - Most of their stuff is a bit rubbish apart from TV Burp
Never eat Ketchup - Mayo is more versatile
Never kiss again - Hugs are ace!
Never read a book again - there's always audiobooks
Never watch TV again - I probably listen to 3/4 hours of radio a day, don't watch much TV.
Never eat dairy again - I'm a carnivore!
Never go abroad again - There are plenty of nice places in England
Never cut your hair again - Long nails are disgusting
Never smoke a cigarette again - Never smoked

[MK Chris]

Never eat meat again - I like cheese too much

Shit, I forgot cheese!

I hereby declare that question impossible to answer.

[Zoot]

Ok, some more -

Never dance again / Never sing again

Never go to the cinema / Never go to concerts

Lose your right arm / Lose your left leg

Never use your mobile phone again / Never use the internet again

Listen to the Chris Moyles show for 30 minutes a day with the full team / Listen to the Chris Moyles show 7 hours a day with no Comedy Dave or Dom.

Only be able to read and reply to posts from Viv / Only be able to Read and reply to posts from Iain-Smith

Live in a luxury apartment in the city of your choice with Kerry Katona / Live in a shed in Barry Island with Philip Schofield

Lose the sight in one eye / lose the hearing in one ear

Where gloves for the rest of your life / wear sandals for the rest of your life

Have a life partner but live on a tight budget / Be wealthy but have no 'sexual' contact with anyone

Be funny / Be good looking

[Yudster]

Cheese is bad.Cheese is evil. Cheese is fermented and solidified Sperm of Satan. Why would you eat it? Why?

[Zoot]

Never eat meat again - I like cheese too much

Shit, I forgot cheese!

I hereby declare that question impossible to answer.

You could eat vegan cheese?

[TIAL]

Never sing again - can't sing for shit anyway!
Never go to the cinema - gigs are my life
Lose your left leg - replacement arms are much more complicated than fake legs because of the fingers
Never use your mobile phone again - Internet>phones
Listen to the Chris Moyles show for 30 minutes a day with the full team - it's be weird without Dave or Dom
Only be able to read and reply to posts from Viv
Live in a luxury apartment in the city of your choice with Kerry Katona
lose the hearing in one ear
Wear gloves for the rest of your life
Have a life partner but live on a tight budget
Be funny - would attract less people but they wouldn't be shallow.

[Yudster]

Oooh,more!

Never dance again / Never sing again - I couldn't live without singing.Well I could, but I wouldn't want to.

Never go to the cinema / Never go to concerts

Lose your right arm / Lose your left leg

Never use your mobile phone again / Never use the internet again

Listen to the Chris Moyles show for 30 minutes a day with the full team / Listen to the Chris Moyles show 7 hours a day with no Comedy Dave or Dom.

Only be able to read and reply to posts from Viv / Only be able to Read and reply to posts from Iain-Smith

Live in a luxury apartment in the city of your choice with Kerry Katona / Live in a shed in Barry Island with Philip Schofield - this is where I jump off a cliff.

Lose the sight in one eye / lose the hearing in one ear - I'm in the process of doing both right now, thanks!

Where gloves for the rest of your life / wear sandals for the rest of your life

Have a life partner but live on a tight budget / Be wealthy but have no 'sexual' contact with anyone

Be funny / Be good looking

[Boboff]

Never dance again - I like signing, you can dance in your heart
Never go to concerts- what?
Lose your left leg- It was there when I left for church
Never use your mobile phone again - Over rated
Listen to the Chris Moyles show for 30 minutes a day with the full team- No dom or dave would be rubbish
Only be able to Read and reply to posts from Iain-Smith- I would of course also then choose never to come to this site
Live in a luxury apartment in the city of your choice with Kerry Katona - Marks out of 10, I'd give her 1.75
lose the hearing in one ear- Pardon
wear sandals for the rest of your life - a sense of touch is wonderful, sandals are just wrong
Have a life partner but live on a tight budget- Money ain't worth a shit if you ain't lovin it.
Be funny - Oh I wish

[MK Chris]

Never dance again - I can't sing or dance for toffee, but I find dancing intolerably embarassing regardless of my level of inebriation, whereas if I've had enough to drink I'll sing for anyone.
Never go to the cinema - a very difficult one, but never going to concerts is a bit of a no-no. Having said that, I'd have to give up my Unlimited pass for Cineworld.
Lose your right arm - I'm left-handed. I use my right arm for some things, but my balance is so awful anyway, losing a leg would only make it worse.
Never use your mobile phone again - I could do that quite easily. It'd be inconvenient, but I could do it.
Listen to the Chris Moyles show for 30 minutes a day with the full team - I can't imagine the show without Dave and Dom now.
Only be able to read and reply to posts from Viv - Viv is entertaining, iain_smith is just a tosser.
Live in a luxury apartment in the city of your choice with Kerry Katona - can I gag her?
lose the hearing in one ear - as someone who is very close to someone who has very little hearing in one ear (and it nearly stopped her getting the job she loved), I would happily take that particular condition from her and have it myself.
wear sandals for the rest of your life - gloves impede your ability to pick things up too much.
Have a life partner but live on a tight budget - easiest one so far.
Be funny.

Cheese is bad.Cheese is evil. Cheese is fermented and solidified Sperm of Satan. Why would you eat it? Why?

You are absolutely and unequivocally wrong. In my opinion.

You could eat vegan cheese?

I must admit I've never tried that, but it sounds disgusting already.

[Ezza]

Never dance again - I love to sing. Albeit badly.
Never go to the cinema - Can watch DVDs, concerts are only good in person I find.
Lose your left leg - Easier to cope without I think.
Never use the internet again - I use my phone all the time.
Listen to the Chris Moyles show for 30 minutes a day with the full team - Dom and Dave rule!
Only be able to read and reply to posts from Viv - Iain_smith annoys me.
Live in a luxury apartment in the city of your choice with Kerry Katona - I could kill her and have the apartment to myself.
Lose the hearing in one ear
Where gloves for the rest of your life - I love wearing gloves anyway.
Have a life partner but live on a tight budget
Be funny - Looks aren't important.

[Console]

Never dance again / Never sing again - I'm never gonna dance again.
Never go to the cinema / Never go to concerts - Hmm, it's hard to choose, I dislike both so much. Never go to concert, I suppose.
Lose your right arm / Lose your left leg - Lose left leg, definitely, with the technology of prosthetics now-a-days, losing a leg will be far easier to handle than losing an arm - I would still be able to type for one thing.
Never use your mobile phone again / Never use the internet again - Easy, phone - annoying pieces of hell-spawn.
Listen to the Chris Moyles show for 30 minutes a day with the full team / Listen to the Chris Moyles show 7 hours a day with no Comedy Dave or Dom. - I'm not sure I'd have time for seven hours a day, so the thirty minutes option.
Only be able to read and reply to posts from Viv / Only be able to Read and reply to posts from Iain-Smith - Is death an option? Iain-Smith, he posts less.
Live in a luxury apartment in the city of your choice with Kerry Katona / Live in a shed in Barry Island with Philip Schofield - I don't know who Kerry Katona is, so, for that mystery alone, I'll go with that option.
Lose the sight in one eye / lose the hearing in one ear - Lose hearing.
Where gloves for the rest of your life / wear sandals for the rest of your life - I wouldn't want to get wet feet, so I'll wear the gloves.
Have a life partner but live on a tight budget / Be wealthy but have no 'sexual' contact with anyone - As I couldn't care less about money, the first option is the obvious winner here.
Be funny / Be good looking - Hmm, which of my traits to I want to keep the most. Well, as I've already got a life partner from the previous question, I'll take the be funny - smile and the world smiles with you.

[rustybike]

You could eat vegan cheese?

What the *? Vegan Cheese?

Where exactly would that come from if you couldn't get it from an animal?

[CassieJackson]

If you HAD to choose only ONE of these, what would it be -

Never eat pickled eggs (bleurgh)

Never eat Chinese food

Never watch a DVD

Never wear sunglasses

Never watch ITV again

Never eat Ketchup

Never kiss again

Never drink alcohol again

Never watch TV again

Never eat dairy again

Never go to a beach again (I live less than a mile from a beach and never visit it anyway! Hopefully I'm still allowed to stand on the cliffs and look out to sea though)

Never trim your nails again

Never smoke a cigarette again

Never sing again

Never go to the cinema

Lose your left leg

Never use your mobile phone again

Listen to 30 minutes of the Chris Moyles show with the full team.

Only be able to read and reply to posts from Viv

Live in a shed in Barry Island with Philip Schofield

lose the sight in one eye

wear sandals for the rest of your life

Have a life partner but live on a tight budget

Be funny looking

[Zoot]

I'm never gonna dance again.

guilty feet have got no rhythm?

[Yudster]

I'm never gonna dance again.

guilty feet have got no rhythm?

Damn you Zoot, I was going to do that!!!!!!!!!!!!