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#383945
oops, ballsed up the quote there. there's a rogue swear word on this page and my content filter wouldn't let me use the 'quote' button for some reason...
#383961
Shit, just remembered I have a belly. I can't even go * myself now. Damn my shallowness!


Is it me or does anyone else think he's about as funny as cancer?


Now you know how the rest of us feel when you're around.
#383966
Once a very good friend of mine got seriously cross with me for using the expression "about as funny as cancer". He seemed to think that it was making a joke of cancer and was a personal insult to anyone who's suffered from it, which included relatives of his. of course I've had relatives who've had it too - everyone has these days - it's just a turn of phrase I picked up from my dad, and I've never seen anything wrong with it. After all, it pretty much illustrates that cancer isn't funny in the slightest...
#383969
I agree nicola, however people do like to take the moral high ground, especially where cancer is involved, I know people in my family and outside the family that have suffered with cancer and I don't get offended.
#383984
Oh dear. Zoot, I know what you were trying to imply, it just could read differently to what you intended! Foots, of course I will for you, but I still suspect I'm not quite your type.
#383991
Bend over and i'll show you my vote.

(please)


You mean you're GAY???????

:lol:

Foot-Loose isn't gay, just desperate.

Look. I turned you down. I wasn't gonna make it public but there we go. Get over it!

Bend over and i'll show you my vote.

(please)


You mean you're GAY???????


How did you get that he's gay from him asking nicola_red to bend over?!

:lol:

It's one of Zoot's "things".

Oh dear. Zoot, I know what you were trying to imply, it just could read differently to what you intended! Foots, of course I will for you, but I still suspect I'm not quite your type.

Ahh, we are all pink on the inside m'dear. Plus apparently you have nice tits? I heard a rumour of a photo...




That was almost a Quote-a-thon!
#384008
Oh dear. Zoot, I know what you were trying to imply, it just could read differently to what you intended! Foots, of course I will for you, but I still suspect I'm not quite your type.

Ahh, we are all pink on the inside m'dear. Plus apparently you have nice tits? I heard a rumour of a photo...


yeah, I do. (not that I fancy myself or owt.) did you want the photo? you can have the photo.
#384010
Oh dear. Zoot, I know what you were trying to imply, it just could read differently to what you intended! Foots, of course I will for you, but I still suspect I'm not quite your type.

Ahh, we are all pink on the inside m'dear. Plus apparently you have nice tits? I heard a rumour of a photo...


yeah, I do. (not that I fancy myself or owt.) did you want the photo? you can have the photo.


You offered me that photo in another thread

I meant to reply to that as well :oops:

Erm, yes feel free to send on the pic but don't feel you have to :)
#384013
You offered me that photo in another thread

I meant to reply to that as well :oops:

Erm, yes feel free to send on the pic but don't feel you have to :)

You hussy.

Who wants to have a butch at Nics puppy dogs ears?! I'll start the bidding at 50p!

Do I hear any advances on 50p?!

Going once...

50p? I can gets me them for free! Observe...

did you want the photo? you can have the photo.

... hell yea!
#384017
You offered me that photo in another thread

I meant to reply to that as well :oops:

Erm, yes feel free to send on the pic but don't feel you have to :)

You hussy.


What can I say, I love the boobies :lol:


Not that I've seen them mind
#384035
Foots and Johnny, if you wanna PM me your email address then I'll send it you. Beadle, you can just keep upping those bids, I'll shout stop when you get high enough... :D
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