I've never been to Ibiza, do the Germans there do the same as the rest of them and go to bed early and then nick the deckchairs by the pools in the morning?
Stuff about Thatcher....
You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.
Not been to Menorca, but Germans do like other parts of spain, like the Costas. And you get up, and they've put their towels down, so you just get up an hour earlier, walk along the pool and throw their towels in the pool. Just don't get caught.