[MacGlumpher]

I don't need no rubber woman to LOVE me! I have the LOVE of every woman who ever meets me!

[Nablo.]

I do need a rubber woman to LOVE me! I have the LOATHING of every woman who ever meets me!

*Truth Filter Activated

[MacGlumpher]

hahaha - does that kind of LIE get you any LOVIN' from the LADIES?

I doubt it - the LADIES love a GOOD LIE.

That's why they all LOVE me!


Also, because I've got big hands.

[Eddie]

listen eddie, i didn't know that my enlightening discussion about OUR language offended you so much. seems silly really, but okay. i will no longer talk shop, if and only if, you promise NEVER to mention anything pertaining to your short stint at the beeb.
talk about nickers in a wad, it's a wonder people can still see yours.

i can GUARANTEE you that I have not mentioned my couple of years at the beeb on this board for probabaly nearing two years and when i did back then it was only when asked. Now I only ever discuss it if I am asked a specific question (usually from those wanting advice on getting work ex there) and I will only ever talk about it on MSN or in a private messages or the like. I left that alone ages ago, you leave you grammar lessons alone, or, like me, you can give advice when asked in private!

[MacGlumpher]

I bet you're in the T.A. aren't you?

[kendra k]

eddie:

1- you know how much i love winding you up. you go from 0 to whingemeister in less than 5 words.
2- if you paid attention to what i was saying, you'll note i wasn't giving grammar lessions, in fact i never talk about grammar. i would tell you the correct answer but i'd be afraid you'd start whigning again and getting all bitchy.

i wish i could help you.

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http://go.to/triumph.com

[Eddie]

eddie:

1- you know how much i love winding you up. you go from 0 to whingemeister in less than 5 words.
2- if you paid attention to what i was saying, you'll note i wasn't giving grammar lessions, in fact i never talk about grammar. i would tell you the correct answer but i'd be afraid you'd start whigning again and getting all bitchy.

i wish i could help you.

kendra, I know you were trying to wind me up, I was well aware of the fact but I had to make my point clear as you always mention the BBC thing and then I have to take the brunt of someone remembering that, thinking I mentioned it again and then abusing me for doing so. I was very careful to leave that all behind, very careful and I'll thankyou not to bring it up again.

You may or may not have been talking about grammar, I don't care in the slightest. You were however using long, boring words that you knew people wouldn't understand in a bid to try and beat me or something equally as childish. This whole argumeent stemmed from me jokingly pointed out Nablo's ironic error. It was funny. Not the fact that he had made a slight mistake (we all do) but the fact that the mistake was in a word he had tried to correct.It made me laugh and I'm sure Nablo can see the joke. We could have left it on that humerous note but no, you couldn't could you? in you waded with a big list of long words straight out of your college text books. We don't care. If I'd have said. "Nablo you have made a mistake and left out a vowell and I am most distressed, can somebody please tell me exactly what the text books say about this sort of behaviour that people adopt when using the English language?" then you would have not looked so stupid stepping in when you did with your spiel. I, however, didn't say anything of the sort! You took the whole humerous element out of the post.

yes, I know I have winged in this post before you point it out and I don't care, not one little bit. Really. I am willing to leave this here but I am 100% sure Kendra will find something else to pick me up on, probably due to my missue of the Engliush language, can't you just laugh at it like anyone else?It's only a mesage board.[/b]

[kendra k]

oh eddie. your long and somewhat eloquent post has put me to shame. i need to go hang my head and cry...

let this be a lesson to you kiddies; eddie is the most thorough and most mature of us all.

[MacGlumpher]

Who keeps mentioning the BBC?

That guy in the T.A.!!


hahaha - don't worry - it's a JOKE!

[Adam]

353 words... wow.

[MacGlumpher]

are you like the Rainman?

That's MENTAL!

[Eddie]

i bet he just copied and pasted it into word or similar and then did an automatic word count. That's what I would have done if I'd ahve been that bored.

[Adam]

i bet he just copied and pasted it into word or similar and then did an automatic word count. That's what I would have done if I'd ahve been that bored.

no - i read your post word for word counting each word.

i can tell you how many letters you used if you want me to?

[MacGlumpher]

Can you tell me just how MENTAL I think you are?

[Adam]

fairly mental.

ever thought about yourself?

[MacGlumpher]

I keep telling you - I DON'T NEED TO THINK ABOUT ME!

I'm PURE!

[Sheep]

as i said before, i think ur stoned, by your posts....

[MacGlumpher]

I'm not STONED -

I'm just HIGH because you LOVE me!

[Sheep]

how many times do i h ave to tell you? i dont love you!! I AM A MAN!!!!!

[MacGlumpher]

HEy, I meant in NON-GAYLORD kind of way!

Are you trying to mince with my words?

[kendra k]

i bet he just copied and pasted it into word or similar and then did an automatic word count. That's what I would have done if I'd ahve been that bored.

you were bored enough to write that wickedly long (and dull) post.

oh and eddie, here's something for your jets... have not "ahve". do be more careful.

[MacGlumpher]

Hey Kendra - he's not worth it!

[Eddie]

i bet he just copied and pasted it into word or similar and then did an automatic word count. That's what I would have done if I'd ahve been that bored.

you were bored enough to write that wickedly long (and dull) post.

oh and eddie, here's something for your jets... have not "ahve". do be more careful.

kendra, do shut up. You have yet again missed my very simple point again. You are American though so you can be forgiven for not understanding sarcasm and irony and why Nablo's post was funny.My post may have been long but it had VERY valid points that could have not been made in any fewer words. I was not bored at all, infact I had much better things to do and was annoyed at having to write such a long post but I was not going to stand by and have lies about me posted on here (i.e I mention past work when I haven't for years) even if you only did it to wind me up (which yes you have succeeded in doing, well done *Round of applause*). I was however bored enough to visit dictionary.com, just like you, and find the perfect dictionary definitions to decribe you. Click on your name to find them. I think you'll agree that they sum you up pretty closely.

Kendra
Kendra
Kendra
Kendra

[MacGlumpher]

Hey BUDDY!

Use some PARAGRAPHS!

It's just one BIG BLUR!

[Eddie]

You need to be able to read first. then you'll see that it isn't a blur - they're called words!

You have no business being any part of an argument between me and Kendra, you do not know either of us yet, you're new. I've been here since 1998 and Kendra probably a good 2 years. we have arguing history!;) You don't. Leave this thread and all others if you do not wish to be banned from this board sometime soon.