[~JACQUI~]

Dear Diary

I don't understand why Costa doesn't have toilets either

[fish heads]

You could simply empty your drink carton, then pee in there !! Problem solved.

Not if you need a crap as well

[Vivienne]

Er... you could do that too surely, if you positioned yourself correctly

[Loudmouthed_Cutie]

and what would you then do with your drink carton?

[fish heads]

No you couldn't. We piss differently to you lot you see.

[Vivienne]

My ex-bf, Fishheads, used to be able to sit down and do both !!

[fish heads]

over a bowl the size of a cup?

[~JACQUI~]

Mine current boyfriend sits down when he needs both...

[Vivienne]

I used to disgust my ex-bf cos I used to pee in his shower... he didn't seem to like that very much... he was very boring !!

[~JACQUI~]

When you were having a shower or just anyway?

I've weed in the sink before

[Vivienne]

Whilst I was having one... I've done the sink too and the bath!! And had a poo in the grass nr my friend's house... it's fun being me.

[Loudmouthed_Cutie]

i was stung by a jelly fish and tried to pee on myself. did not work.

[~JACQUI~]

I only weed in the sink cos I'd come in from a night out and my bf comandeered the toilet. Our toilet and bathroom are seperate

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Those steak and cheese ones are one of the few things that are ok at Subway.

I don't get the whole coffee shop/bookshop combined. So are bookshops libraries where you just pay for a coffee now?

[MK Chris]

I like the meatball one, but the cheese steak is nice too.

[Loudmouthed_Cutie]

The meatball one atually looks nothing like the poster I was very disapointed.

[MK Chris]

Doesn't matter what it looks like, it tastes good.

[Loudmouthed_Cutie]

yeah that is true

[MK Chris]

Besides, when does food ever look like it does in the advert - especially when it's from a fast food outlet.

[Loudmouthed_Cutie]

Another good point. Also the muller corner advert is impossible you can't put the jam in the middle of the yoghurt with your spoon (i know that hasn't got anything to do with anything but i'm just saying)

[Loudmouthed_Cutie]

Thanks now I can't ever eat a strawberry one again. Oh well I didn't like them that much but now I'll put off my friend who only eats stawberry ones great

[foot-loose]

Those steak and cheese ones are one of the few things that are ok at Subway.

I am yet to enjoy anything i have ever purchased from a Subway. They always seem vastly overpriced and never taste as good as I expect.

Also the muller corner advert is impossible you can't put the jam in the middle of the yoghurt with your spoon.

Ah hah, you can, but you have to pay attention here. The secret is to put the jam on the yogurt before you take the yogurt out the pot. So there would be a blob of jam in the yogurt section, then you spoon the yogurt AND the jam out.

I have too much free time.

[Loudmouthed_Cutie]

Those steak and cheese ones are one of the few things that are ok at Subway.

I am yet to enjoy anything i have ever purchased from a Subway. They always seem vastly overpriced and never taste as good as I expect.

Also the muller corner advert is impossible you can't put the jam in the middle of the yoghurt with your spoon.

Ah hah, you can, but you have to pay attention here. The secret is to put the jam on the yogurt before you take the yogurt out the pot. So there would be a blob of jam in the yogurt section, then you spoon the yogurt AND the jam out.

I have too much free time.

i have tried that but after the first spoonful all the jam collapses into the yoghurt

[foot-loose]

you need a laser guided spoon.

Argos sells them I think.

[Zoot]

Mmm, the laminated book of dreams, so it captures the tears of joy as you marvel over the wonders...

Hehe, I love Bill Bailey...