[Dimon Trowel]

See todays paper...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2005 ... 44,00.html

[whytie]

She's just a money grabbing attention seeking one legged whore. If I was Paul I'd take a chainsaw to her pine leg and then club her to death with a bludgeon used by a Canadian seal hunter! She makes Rebecca Loos seem classy!

[Fathomer]

What is the only thing Paul Mcartney and Heather Mills have in common?

Heather Mills is like a beatle...pull off one leg and she juts keeps on going.

Thats a Joke by the way

[fish heads]

Really? I thought you had taken it from a scientific study in "The Independant"

[RussT]

What is the only thing Paul Mcartney and Heather Mills have in common?

Heather Mills is like a beatle...pull off one leg and she juts keeps on going.

Thats a Joke by the way

Wasn't that on eight out of ten cats on friday...

[Fathomer]

my cover is blown

[whytie]

I heard that she's getting his plane as part of the divorce settlement.

She'll still use her gillete razor on the other leg though.

(cue moylesy's bad gag drumroll)

[charlottechurchasafatass]

ive seen her porno pics, theyre hot!....i have always had a thing for chicks with prosthetic limbs tho..