[abc]

well he does

[stevotrash]

...although not as much as your anus after that thai lady boy submitted her dish cleaning duties. You sick embryo!

[andyhart0]

LOL

Doubt Moyles would ever let vermin like you close enough to him to be able to take a smell

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i smell really bad i could actually do with some hints. i have deoderant..

[Sam]

Try getting your owners to bath you, smells worse at first but once your dry the bitches won't be able to keep there paws off you.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

actually i think it may be the mold in my toes an the sick in my hair

[Guest]

Chump Breath mints for Dogs.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

its not my breath.....

[kendra k]

it's all of the guests' bums! lo ho ho!

[Sim_Da_Man]

Whats the betting this sad prat of a guest is some 1yr old kid who used to try and ruin Mark Greens career but since Mark got his own back he plans on praying on Moyles. Death to the guest.

[a_girl_from_mars]

Wow what an intelligent one year old. Is it obvious I've been drinking tonight?

[Funky Drummer]

It's nice to see that while I've been away there's still the good old-fashioned, harmless geust-beating going on. Don't let me stop you.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

to be fair to the guests its not just them that need a beating. to be honest ive reached the point where i actually hate everyone except for people called fred....

Especially:
Fred Dibnah
Fred Talbot
Fred Dinage
Fred Forsyth
Fred Flintstone
them freddo bars

But NOT:
Fred West
anyone called frederico (poncy buggers)