[rdw555]

What car does Chris drive now?

[MK Chris]

Why would you want to know that?

[Boboff]

He just said an Audi TT convertible.
Hairdressers Car

[MK Chris]

How rich are the hairdressers you know?

[Boboff]

Three cuts an hour at £15 a go, 10 hours a day 6 days a week £140k
I think that's allot.

[Ballbag]

TTs aren't that expensive Topher the Bopher. They aint that good either. A proper girls car, you'd probably like it.

[Boboff]

Especially if it's under 15 years old !

[MK Chris]

For your information I wouldn't. So there.

[Boboff]

Does anyone know what sandwich Chris is having for lunch today ?

[Yudster]

Chicken mayo with swiss cheese on white bread, with a pickled egg and a packet of cheese and onion crisps, followed by maple pecan flapjack.

[foot-loose]

he's gonna need to brush his teeth after that lot!

[S4B]

Three cuts an hour at £15 a go, 10 hours a day 6 days a week £140k
I think that's allot.

That's quick Maths!!

[number7]

Chicken mayo with swiss cheese on white bread, with a pickled egg and a packet of cheese and onion crisps, followed by maple pecan flapjack.

Any idea which hand he wipes his @rse with?

[Boboff]

Aleds

[Yudster]

Chicken mayo with swiss cheese on white bread, with a pickled egg and a packet of cheese and onion crisps, followed by maple pecan flapjack.

Any idea which hand he wipes his @rse with?

No, but he uses Hakle Moists hygienic toilet wipes and washes his hands afterwards with fresh morning dew gathered especially for him by Aled.

[TuckerGreyhound]

Whats wrong with an Audi TT - I love mine but I guess living in Texas where gas is .38 GBP / liter its easier to drive.

Also they are fairly cheap in the states - I bought a loaded 2001 TT 225 Coupe with All wheel drive and only 15,000 miles for 10,000 GBP.

[Ballbag]

It's still a chick's car.

[Boboff]

Not built for fat lads either

[Yudster]

It's an air steward(ess)s car. Regulation fake orange tan available free if you take out the optional five year warranty.

[asy1mpo]

I dont think he has a TT. He was talking about Audis when Peter Jones went in and didnt he mention other cars - not the TT.

The TT is not that expensive - I reckon he has something like an Audi RS4

[Yudster]

He is currently on his second Audi TT.

[Andy B]

Incidently I was watching an old Top Gear ono Dave the other day and they slated the TT and everyone who drove them and it's been languishing at the wrong end of the cool wall for ages. It tries to be cool too much so it's seriously un-cool.

Great bit of VT of Jeremy taking 2 hours to get ready though and having to wake his next door neighbour Trinny up to ask her about shoes.

[Sunny So Cal]

Chicken mayo with swiss cheese on white bread, with a pickled egg and a packet of cheese and onion crisps, followed by maple pecan flapjack.

I'm thinking NO on the onion crisps, Yuds. He doesn't like onions

[Yudster]

Good point. He doesn't like cheese either, does he? I will have to re-think his lunch entirely, I can see.

[Sunny So Cal]

On the topic of strangely obsessive new threads? "What flavor of cheese does Chris dislike most?" or "What does Chris loathe more --onions or cheese?"