[wurzel]

Now I know it's early, but seeing as I'm not around tomorrow, I thought I would do this today!

We had a thread about St Patrick's Day back in March, and that was celebrated all over the country, which is a different country altogether from England (no Disrespect).

But I am now starting the first and only OFFICIAL St George's Day Thread, so here is me saying...

HAPPY ST GEORGE'S DAY EVERYONE!

[Vivienne]

Who the * is St. George?

[Yudster]

Thank you. What are you supposed to do to celebrate St Georges Day, slay a dragon or something? I think I may have discovered why everybody celebrates St Patricks day and nobody celebrates St Georges day......

[Vivienne]

Pointless topic, Wurz... pointless

[wurzel]

Pointless topic, Wurz... pointless

So was the one about St Patrick's Day, but every bugger seemed to embrace that!

[Vivienne]

Here's a joke for St. George's day... what do you get if you cross St. George with a dragon?

Answer = chewed up.

[Yudster]

Pointless topic, Wurz... pointless

Well seeing as he is supposed to be the Patron Saint of Englind, and the vast majority of people on these boards are English, thats a really stupid thing to say. You are just having a dig for the sake of it rather than actually waiting for a good opportunity - much as he did to you earlier, I agree, but you don't have to embrace such shoddy workmanship.

[Vivienne]

Why.. you embrace it often enough (haw haw!!).

[Yudster]

:D Here's a joke for St. George's day... what do you get if you cross St. George with a dragon?

Answer = chewed up.

No, when St George and the dragon er- "crossed", St George won. Comprehensively.

[Vivienne]

p.s. what's Englind?

[wurzel]

:D Here's a joke for St. George's day... what do you get if you cross St. George with a dragon?

Wales! As the song goes...

...ST GEORGE KILLED YOUR DRAGON, ST GEORGE KILLED YOUR DRAGON LALA LA LA...

[Yudster]

p.s. what's Englind?

A strange and curious typo!

[Vivienne]

:D Here's a joke for St. George's day... what do you get if you cross St. George with a dragon?

Wales! As the song goes...

...ST GEORGE KILLED YOUR DRAGON, ST GEORGE KILLED YOUR DRAGON LALA LA LA...

[MK Chris]

I saw 'Happy St. George's Day' cards the other day. I mean, who the hell buys them.. and for whom?

[Vivienne]

I saw 'Happy St. George's Day' cards the other day. I mean, who the hell buys them.. and for whom?

yuds buys them... it delays the moment when she has to do something (useful)... such as ... look for a new job! anyhow, lunch time... I have cakes.

[Ballbag]

Viv..... you're a tit.

[wurzel]

Well said Mr Testibaum...

[Yudster]

......it delays the moment when she has to do something (useful)... such as ... look for a new job! ........

That moment hasn't arrived yet - the last thing I need right now is to get offered a job!

[rustybike]

......it delays the moment when she has to do something (useful)... such as ... look for a new job! ........

That moment hasn't arrived yet - the last thing I need right now is to get offered a job!

I'll do it... me! ME!! i need a new job right now... I'm bored shitless here!!

[Yudster]

Well I'm hoping I'll need to be looking fairly soon rusty, but if that happens, there's no hurry - you can have first dibs! I'm hoping to be able to have the whole summer off.....!

[SAV1OUR]

This is about as patriotic as its gonna get all year then, cos we aint in the Euros, thanks to McDonut.

[S4B]

Pointless topic, Wurz... pointless

Viv You know I am Welsh and have no affinity to St George however you are the QUEEN of pointless topics! I hope you have me on your foes list as well as Yuds as I would be pleased to be there. The English have as much right to celebrate their patron saint as we Welsh do to celebrate St David and the Irish do for St Patrick and you Scots do for St Andrew (although * only knows when that is!)

Stop being so pathetic and go post on some other forum as you are seriously annoying me on here! You start stupid topics, you worship everything to do with Radio One as only a true stalker can. I have worked on several radio stations and people like you are laughed at as being pathetic people with no lives who text in about EVERY subject numerous times! Go set up your own Edith forum as you are trying to usurp this one away from Chris and into an Edith one! I'm sure Console will help - if only to get you out of his hair!

[S4B]

Thank you (English/Irish) Lottie! I'm all the better for knowing that.

*Wonders how many Scots knew it!

[foot-loose]

I'm patriotic all year round, ask McLoose.

She is, and she is about the only english person that I have spoken to that seems gives a shit about their country. The rest of you seem to go "we are the best ever" I say: "no you're not" you say: "meh, fair enough".

There is no national pride (except at the occasional football match where you all expect to lose).

Go ahead - slate me, but I am actually kinda sticking up for Engerland in a sorta roundabout way. Or telling you lot to.

[Yudster]

I love England and I wouldn't want to live anywhere else or be anything other. I don't feel the need to argue with anyone about it though.