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The Miss World as I see it#39676

By The Cornishman - Mon Nov 25, 2002 6:31 pm

- Mon Nov 25, 2002 6:31 pm #39676

I'm going to London on Thursday but I'm rather worried about these Miss World contestants coming to town attacking strangers with lethal karate chops and stuff.One of them might even push me off my bike,it's scarey.Or have I got that news report slightly wrong?I know the contest has changed since the days when judges such as Alan Whicker were allowed to twang their knicker elastic but do they still wear high heels or have they switched to combat boots? I need to know if I can outrun them in an emergency.Either way I wouldn't fancy the job of checking their swimsuits for hidden dynamite

You fool#39678

By Barbedo Sauve - Mon Nov 25, 2002 6:37 pm

- Mon Nov 25, 2002 6:37 pm #39678

What are you on about now you bloody fool.

#39679

By Sidders - Mon Nov 25, 2002 6:40 pm

- Mon Nov 25, 2002 6:40 pm #39679

Ah, so the cornisman really does have a comedy double.

#39680

By Dr.Solomon Berkoff - Mon Nov 25, 2002 6:42 pm

- Mon Nov 25, 2002 6:42 pm #39680

Uh oh! Major personality disorder.

#39681

By Dr.Solomon Berkoff - Mon Nov 25, 2002 6:43 pm

- Mon Nov 25, 2002 6:43 pm #39681

Try eating some fresh lettuce sandwhiches sprinkled with gold fish flakes for a fuller flavour.

#39685

By The Cornishman - Mon Nov 25, 2002 6:46 pm

- Mon Nov 25, 2002 6:46 pm #39685

Cornishtwarp nice name that.Tell me,is it local?

#39686

By Cornishtw@ - Mon Nov 25, 2002 6:58 pm

- Mon Nov 25, 2002 6:58 pm #39686

Where do I fit in to all this.

#39768

By Sidders - Tue Nov 26, 2002 1:22 pm

- Tue Nov 26, 2002 1:22 pm #39768

Lol

Nice one!

#39849

By Gen. Lancelot Hanky-Panky - Tue Nov 26, 2002 11:46 pm

- Tue Nov 26, 2002 11:46 pm #39849

I say Cornishman. You sound a fine upstanding gentleman. You encompass everything that makes Britain great. God bless you Sir!

God save our Gracious Queen, Long live our noble Queen, God save the Queen.

#39863

By ASG - Wed Nov 27, 2002 8:55 am

- Wed Nov 27, 2002 8:55 am #39863

Who are you? A bit of a tart aren't you?

happiness is...flying saucers (and cups)

#39888

By Nablo. - Wed Nov 27, 2002 1:19 pm

- Wed Nov 27, 2002 1:19 pm #39888

Surely by that comment it kind of says who he is.

#39891

By ASG - Wed Nov 27, 2002 1:24 pm

- Wed Nov 27, 2002 1:24 pm #39891

Or he's just playing his character...

happiness is...flying saucers (and cups)

#39893

By Nablo. - Wed Nov 27, 2002 1:30 pm

- Wed Nov 27, 2002 1:30 pm #39893

Maybe but I bet there's a connection with the two of them.

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#39896

By Sidders - Wed Nov 27, 2002 1:36 pm

- Wed Nov 27, 2002 1:36 pm #39896

Duh!

#39898

By Nablo. - Wed Nov 27, 2002 1:39 pm

- Wed Nov 27, 2002 1:39 pm #39898

Thats my point Duh!

#39900

By ASG - Wed Nov 27, 2002 1:42 pm

- Wed Nov 27, 2002 1:42 pm #39900

I haven't heard that expression since I was at Primary school! Maybe it's at Uni too! Or maybe it's just Mr. Hayes that uses it! (when he's thinking!)

happiness is...flying saucers (and cups)