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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#125437
i feel there is a stagnation in the words we use as insults on the board... sad to say this may have something to do with hoares absence (although its not enough to actually want him back).

anway a few suggestions...

sh*tehawk
pant licker
crusty arse dirt
celebrity dog school contestant
f*ckwit
tosspot
plonker (rarer these days...)
newcastle supporter
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By Morals
#125475
F*ckwit is a great insult, and much underused.
By ~JACQUI~
#125858
i love plonker!
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By Adam
#125862
Really? Thats a bit of suprise.
By ~JACQUI~
#125865
emotional f*ckwits- bridget jones-

"will not fall in love with megalomaniacs....... emotional f*ckwits or perverts!"
By Golden Syrup
#125887
Any insult involving the word "Knob" is good
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By Adam
#125919
Any insult involving the word "Knob" is good


lol.

anything involving the word "Head" as in knobhead and dickhead are always midly amusing.
By Lew
#125936
yeh bet you hear them everyday...
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By Adam
#125938
yeh bet you hear them everyday...


Im guess you do as well.

Generally people tend not to call me names face to face - as im 6ft 3.

By all means call me what you like - I just laugh.
By Lew
#125943
yeh bet you hear them everyday...


Im guess you do as well..


ooooh taking what i said then using it back at me, genius i tell ya.

i'm so sorry marvin...
By ~JACQUI~
#126064
I watched Highlander last night so my new insults are 'you stupid haggis' and 'you spanish peacock'
By Spoon
#126119
I always liked the one from Coming To America - "... you diseased piece of rhinoceros pizzle!"
By ~JACQUI~
#126120
yeah, that one's excellent. im in a lesson now and getting fully looks for laughing out loud!
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By MK Chris
#126122
John Malkovich's line in ConAir goes something along the lines of 'You are somewhere between a * and the little pieces of scum that form on my lips' and is a wicked line.
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By MK Chris
#126123
Oops, the * is c0ckroach...
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By Sidders
#126127
It's not an insult, but I just love the expression "Merlin's beard!"
By ~JACQUI~
#126175
harry potter!

hehe!
By Golden Syrup
#126321
New insult taken from Friday nights v Graham Norton- you have the interlect of a small pancake... for all we know small pancakes could be very intelligent (however this is a highly irrelivent theory
By Sheep
#126428
its not an insult but it is a stupid collection of words,
"Flaccid mudpie conspiracy"
By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#126448
maybe because they could just come back so easily by saying "hello miss pot".
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By Sidders
#126453
As appose to Mr. Kettle I would imagine.